just look at this.
so this book was written in 1993, presumably waay before suzie was born (unless she is actually 19 years old), and even then everyone knew about the wonders of suzie and her face.
this is pure genius.
IT’S THE LOVE CHILD OF SUZIE AND JUSTIN BIEBER
I AM SCREAMING
IT ACTUALLY LOOKS PLAUSIBLE
it’s the movie guys. it’s the cheezie movie.
this is probably really anticlimactic but i suck at plotlines so
probably shoulda been studying but nope i’ve been doing this for the past two hours
i am currently debating making a mini video thing starring suzie and cheese.
basically, i get a bunch of screencaps from suzie’s livestreams, some pictures of cheese, add captions, and make them a video. yes? good.
so this will happen SOMETIME when my exams stop existing but yeah
thank you ict teacher for teaching me how to make movies
SUZEH WHATR HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
apparently she hasn’t washed her hair in two days but sob she still manages to look flawless as ever
and have i ever mentioned how adorable her nose is? seriously. my nose-scale used to be from voldemort to chris colfer but suzie actually takes the cake here
IZ SUZIE AND HER NEW GUITAR!!
who is called joel. see? stalking DOES pay off!!!
although suzie does look well kewl with that guitar. bitches be flocking.
suzie’s reaction face to curt mega’s face.
me too, bud. me too.
suzie looks like she’s about to drop dead. she also looks like curt has personally offended her in some way, such as nicking all the cheese in her pantry or taking away her pikachu piggy bank.
then again, he probably has done one of those things, so.
IZ SUZIE WITH HER HOGWARTS HOODIE ASDFGHHJKL;’; Y0OU LUCKY THING YOU
then we wonder why bitches love her
anyways, the hoodie is pulled up to cover half her face which would usually not be a good thing but she just looks so adorable
her expression stirs a distant, hazy memory of a lolcat somewhere
basically, here is suzie holding up a notebook.
thankfully i am skilled in the art of mirror-reading and i can see it says ‘stranded’. which means she’s writing the plane crash fic.
all i can say to that is
also i quite like the look on her face which is a cross between ‘haters gon hate’ and ‘come at me bitches’.
also there’s this thing behind her on the bookshelf which looks like an upside down rabbit head and it’s kind of watching me
also, suzie’s face. but you knew that was coming anyway.
basically, i’m going on a posting spree.