suzanne's visage

where do i even begin i would normally be sobbing hysterically...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 09:23:00 -0500

where do i even begin

i would normally be sobbing hysterically at the fact that half of suzie’s cherubic face is hidden but i will allow it this time because it is hidden in such an adorable way

the queen bee appears to be wearing some sort of dinosaur onesie in which the hood is in the shape of a dinosaur which appears to be eating suzie’s head. i must say i cannot blame it, for if i was that dinosaur, i would try to eat suzie as well.

the photo has the apt caption, “do u ever question why you’re here”. in response to that deep, meaningful question: yes, dear suzie, i do often question why i have been brought into this world. the answer is, i have been chosen to bring the joy and wonder of suzie’s face to the general public.

ah, it’s been so long since i have had the chance to...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 09:20:02 -0500

ah, it’s been so long since i have had the chance to worship the queen bee

as we can see in this photo, suzie is looking astefully away from the camera while strumming a soulful tune on her guitar. her smile is directed at an unidentified person with whom we already ship suzie.

also her long golden locks flow are rippling in the wind photogenically and we’re willing to bet that if it was a full-body shot, she would be standing on the bodies of her desperate admirers as they clamor to catch a glimpse of her radiant face.

and here is the queen bee celebrating the removal of her braces...

Sun, 04 Nov 2012 07:10:44 -0500

and here is the queen bee celebrating the removal of her braces ((so jelly rn))

as usual she is giving the most adorable smile ever causing whoever gazes upon it to melt into a puddle of suzie-worshiping feels. also there’s light coming from somewhere which makes a kind-of halo on her hair because of course suzie is an angel.

and now, the queen bee with two random dudes. i’m not...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 16:02:00 -0400

and now, the queen bee with two random dudes.

i’m not going to pretend i have the slightest clue who these people happen to be, but one thing is clear: they are vying for suzie’s affections. the two men are obviously engaging in violence in order to win the queen bee’s heart. suzie, who is by now used to people flocking around her, just smiles into the camera, giving herself a calm and collected aura while the other hooligans wrestle quite vulgarly.

as always, the queen bee comes out on top. bravo.

IT'S BACK!!!

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:32:57 -0400

you may all come out from under your beds and dry away your tears because suziesface is back with new exclusive footage of the queen’s wonderful visage!! watch this space!!

darrehn: wow cleaner you picked up my notebook and probably read through it my notebook that I...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:50:03 -0400

darrehn:

wow cleaner

you picked up my notebook and probably read through it

my notebook that I write gay fanfiction in

thanks

just look at this. so this book was written in 1993, presumably...

Sun, 13 May 2012 11:53:24 -0400

just look at this.

so this book was written in 1993, presumably waay before suzie was born (unless she is actually 19 years old), and even then everyone knew about the wonders of suzie and her face.

this is pure genius.

IT’S THE LOVE CHILD OF SUZIE AND JUSTIN BIEBER I AM...

Mon, 07 May 2012 11:56:40 -0400

IT’S THE LOVE CHILD OF SUZIE AND JUSTIN BIEBER

I AM SCREAMING

I CANNOT

IT ACTUALLY LOOKS PLAUSIBLE

NEW OTP

IMPORTANT NEWS!!!!!

Sun, 06 May 2012 10:57:19 -0400

we are officially on twitter!!!!!!!!!

you can check us out at @suziesface. original, no?

also, referring to myself as “we” and “us” is really really cool

it’s the movie guys. it’s the cheezie movie. this is...

Sun, 06 May 2012 10:03:21 -0400

it’s the movie guys. it’s the cheezie movie.

this is probably really anticlimactic but i suck at plotlines so

~~probably shoulda been studying but nope i’ve been doing this for the past two hours~~

bitches

Sat, 05 May 2012 12:33:44 -0400

i am currently debating making a mini video thing starring suzie and cheese.

basically, i get a bunch of screencaps from suzie’s livestreams, some pictures of cheese, add captions, and make them a video. yes? good.

so this will happen SOMETIME when my exams stop existing but yeah

~~thank you ict teacher for teaching me how to make movies~~

SUZEH WHATR HAVE YOU...

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:53:47 -0400

SUZEH WHATR HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

apparently she hasn’t washed her hair in two days but sob she still manages to look flawless as ever

and have i ever mentioned how adorable her nose is? seriously. my nose-scale used to be from voldemort to chris colfer but suzie actually takes the cake here

your face

IZ SUZIE AND HER NEW GUITAR!! who is called joel. see? stalking...

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:50:02 -0400

IZ SUZIE AND HER NEW GUITAR!!

who is called joel. see? stalking DOES pay off!!!

although suzie does look well kewl with that guitar. bitches be flocking.

suzie’s reaction face to curt mega’s face. me too,...

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:48:30 -0400

suzie’s reaction face to curt mega’s face.

me too, bud. me too.

suzie looks like she’s about to drop dead. she also looks like curt has personally offended her in some way, such as nicking all the cheese in her pantry or taking away her pikachu piggy bank.

then again, he probably has done one of those things, so.

IZ SUZIE WITH HER HOGWARTS HOODIE ASDFGHHJKL;’; Y0OU LUCKY...

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:47:02 -0400

IZ SUZIE WITH HER HOGWARTS HOODIE ASDFGHHJKL;’; Y0OU LUCKY THING YOU

then we wonder why bitches love her

anyways, the hoodie is pulled up to cover half her face which would usually not be a good thing but she just looks so adorable

her expression stirs a distant, hazy memory of a lolcat somewhere

meh

basically, here is suzie holding up a notebook. thankfully i am...

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:45:26 -0400

basically, here is suzie holding up a notebook.

thankfully i am skilled in the art of mirror-reading and i can see it says ‘stranded’. which means she’s writing the plane crash fic.

all i can say to that is

AKFHDSKGHAKFHKSHFJSGJSGFUJSJASSJF

also i quite like the look on her face which is a cross between ‘haters gon hate’ and ‘come at me bitches’.

also there’s this thing behind her on the bookshelf which looks like an upside down rabbit head and it’s kind of watching me

also, suzie’s face. but you knew that was coming anyway.

SO MUCH TO DO ASDGKK

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:41:11 -0400

basically, i’m going on a posting spree.

as you can see, it’s the queen bee with her brand new bass...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 04:27:31 -0400

as you can see, it’s the queen bee with her brand new bass guitar (CONGRATS SUZEH!!!)

although it’s kind of hard to pay attention to the guitar when that face is there. just look at it.

here we can see suzie’s intense look of concentration. she seems intent on taking the perfect picture with her new best friend. she succeeded.

also just look at that adorable sweater.

you’re probably all wondering why she is doing this to us. so am i, kids. so am i.

LISTEN UP CHILDREN

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:58:52 -0400

today is officially ask-suziesface day.

basically, the second this post is posted, my askbox should be flooding with questions such as “y is diz blog so flawlus?” or “i’m so tahnkful dat u maed diz bootful creayshun”.

you guys should also submit ideas for the suzie show because if i’m going to continue that thing it needs to be outrageous.

that’s basically it so yes

-silent salute to suzie’s face-

-pixeh xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

the suzie show: pilot

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:53:14 -0400

ryan seacrest: hello, dear gifers, and welcome to the suzie show!! five lucky contestants will battle tooth and nail doing unspeakable challenges, and the winner will be the proud owner of suzie's face!!!!!
audience: \o/
ryan seacrest: and now, our contestants: justin bieber, swiss cheese, aslan, zac efron, and a person with a cardboard box over their head who looks suspiciously like the creator of this very blog!
contestants: WALKING ON STAGE LIKE A BAAWWWZZZZ
ryan seacrest: now that we have our contestants .... LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
audience: \o/

please don't ask