where do i even begin
i would normally be sobbing hysterically at the fact that half of suzie’s cherubic face is hidden but i will allow it this time because it is hidden in such an adorable way
the queen bee appears to be wearing some sort of dinosaur onesie in which the hood is in the shape of a dinosaur which appears to be eating suzie’s head. i must say i cannot blame it, for if i was that dinosaur, i would try to eat suzie as well.
the photo has the apt caption, “do u ever question why you’re here”. in response to that deep, meaningful question: yes, dear suzie, i do often question why i have been brought into this world. the answer is, i have been chosen to bring the joy and wonder of suzie’s face to the general public.
ah, it’s been so long since i have had the chance to worship the queen bee
as we can see in this photo, suzie is looking astefully away from the camera while strumming a soulful tune on her guitar. her smile is directed at an unidentified person with whom we already ship suzie.
also her long golden locks flow are rippling in the wind photogenically and we’re willing to bet that if it was a full-body shot, she would be standing on the bodies of her desperate admirers as they clamor to catch a glimpse of her radiant face.
and here is the queen bee celebrating the removal of her braces ((so jelly rn))
as usual she is giving the most adorable smile ever causing whoever gazes upon it to melt into a puddle of suzie-worshiping feels. also there’s light coming from somewhere which makes a kind-of halo on her hair because of course suzie is an angel.
and now, the queen bee with two random dudes.
i’m not going to pretend i have the slightest clue who these people happen to be, but one thing is clear: they are vying for suzie’s affections. the two men are obviously engaging in violence in order to win the queen bee’s heart. suzie, who is by now used to people flocking around her, just smiles into the camera, giving herself a calm and collected aura while the other hooligans wrestle quite vulgarly.
as always, the queen bee comes out on top. bravo.
you may all come out from under your beds and dry away your tears because suziesface is back with new exclusive footage of the queen’s wonderful visage!! watch this space!!
you picked up my notebook and probably read through it
my notebook that I write gay fanfiction in
just look at this.
so this book was written in 1993, presumably waay before suzie was born (unless she is actually 19 years old), and even then everyone knew about the wonders of suzie and her face.
this is pure genius.
IT’S THE LOVE CHILD OF SUZIE AND JUSTIN BIEBER
I AM SCREAMING
IT ACTUALLY LOOKS PLAUSIBLE
we are officially on twitter!!!!!!!!!
you can check us out at @suziesface. original, no?
also, referring to myself as “we” and “us” is really really cool
it’s the movie guys. it’s the cheezie movie.
this is probably really anticlimactic but i suck at plotlines so
probably shoulda been studying but nope i’ve been doing this for the past two hours